No One Dies... Probably
No One Dies... Probably is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Le Monde. It has 2 performances listed, running from Thu 27 Aug, 13:00 to Fri 28 Aug, 13:00. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
The thought of killing someone should be terrifying: if it’s your job, you’re probably in the wrong line of work. Months into an incredibly unsuccessful career, Brad has just about managed not to get himself fired, or worse… He’s been asking himself if "or worse" is worse than going back to Caffe Nero, but might not have long enough to find out. Fed up with beans for dinner, Brad swears that something has to change. Will he walk away with his morals intact, or crumble under the pressures of his “assassin" line manager.
Details
- Venue: Le Monde
- Space: Shanghai
- Genre: THEATRE, New writing, Dark comedy
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
- Running time: 45 minutes
- Room size: about 100 seats (Shanghai) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 2, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Access features: Accessible toilet
- Venue notes: Accessible entry: There are 6-10 steep steps from the George Street entrance into the venue and there is NO ramp. Stairs: 6 - 10 Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Thu 27 Aug, 13:00 — Already performed — £3.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 13:00 — Already performed — £3.00