Everyone's Seen My Tits
Everyone's Seen My Tits by Keeley Hazell is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Pleasance Courtyard. It has 24 performances listed, running from Wed 5 Aug, 17:40 to Sat 29 Aug, 17:40. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
Loosely based on the memoir of the same name, Keeley, a former Page 3 model, is auditioning to play “Keeley”... a version of herself she no longer recognises. As the audition unfolds, so does her past: a breakup, a return to the council estate she grew up on, and the surreal experience of sitting in a writers' room as her trauma is turned into television. A show about class, identity, and being erased.
Details
- Performer: Keeley Hazell
- Venue: Pleasance Courtyard
- Space: Bunker Two
- Genre: COMEDY, Solo show, Theatre
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 56 seats (Bunker Two) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 24, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: level
- Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet, Hearing loop
- Venue notes: Accessible entry: Access via driveway off main road. Performance space is on Ground Floor with no steps. Wheelchair access type:Level Access Stairs: None Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
What the reviewers said
We have captured 6 published reviews and 11 audience reviews for this show from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe’s own listing. The excerpts below are the reviewers’ words, not ours — follow each link for the full review.
3.5 Stars Hazell talks with earnest honesty and there is no doubt she is showing huge bravery in the intimate Edinburgh Festival setting, with her audience at close quarters, presenting a show to ensure that she is no…
— Express
She’s an engaging and energetic performer, owning her past, dealing with PTSD caused by the incident she doesn’t talk about, candid about the fact that many of the men she meets will have masturbated over her image.
— Across the Arts (3 out of 5 stars)
The stage presence she brings to her performance and her engagement with the audience throughout is impressive
— one4review (4 out of 5 stars)
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Wed 5 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £9.00
- Thu 6 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £9.00
- Fri 7 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sun 9 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Wed 12 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Thu 13 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Fri 14 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sat 15 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sun 16 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Tue 18 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Wed 19 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Thu 20 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £11.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 17:40 — Already performed — £13.00