B48Y Crash Lands on Earth!
B48Y Crash Lands on Earth! is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Assembly George Square Studios. It has 23 performances listed, running from Wed 5 Aug, 22:40 to Sun 30 Aug, 22:40. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
Greenside locals were shaken last night after a UFO ploughed straight into the infamous gay nightclub [redacted] on Greenside Place. Witnesses say they thought it was part of a drag show gone horribly wrong until the smoke and amyl cleared. A being emerged from the wreckage, described as kind of messed up but in c*y way. Local drag queen Shirley Knot alleges it stole her wig AND her vape, but this cannot be confirmed. An extraterrestrial clown show that asks, can you teach this alien how to be human?
Details
- Venue: Assembly George Square Studios
- Space: Studio Four
- Genre: COMEDY, Clown
- Country: AUSTRALIA
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 60 seats (Studio Four) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 23, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: lift
- Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet
- Venue notes: Accessible entry: Lift access through the glass box into the main studio area. If not taking the lift there are 12 steps down into the performance space. There is level access via Windmill Lane off of Buccleuch Place. Wheelchair access type:Lift (Building Lift) Stairs: 11- 20 Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Wed 5 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £9.00
- Thu 6 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £9.00
- Fri 7 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sun 9 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Thu 13 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Fri 14 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sat 15 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sun 16 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Mon 17 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Tue 18 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Thu 20 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £12.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £14.00