Rhino Conservation Erotic Novel
Rhino Conservation Erotic Novel is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street). It has 37 performances listed, running from Fri 7 Aug, 22:40 to Mon 31 Aug, 22:50. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
Rhinos are going extinct and human birth rates are declining across the West. Two young men have taken it upon themselves to Make Cum Great Again by creating the ultimate erotic experience for rhinos and people alike. This is a story about rhinos, friendship, betrayal, grief, reproductive health and the concept of time. Gabriel Madden ('circumcised', Chortle.co.uk) and Daniel Trengove ('uncircumcised', Dr Wong PhD) recently received the UEFA Award for 'Handsome and Nicest Best Friends'. This show is guaranteed to make you love your family more or your money back.
Details
- Venue: Hoots @ Hilton (Bread Street)
- Space: Slice 1
- Genre: COMEDY
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 60 seats (Slice 1) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 37, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: level
- Access features: Step-free access
- Venue notes: Wheelchair access type:Level Access, Lift (Building Lift)
What the reviewers said
We have captured 1 published review and 57 audience reviews for this show from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe’s own listing. The excerpts below are the reviewers’ words, not ours — follow each link for the full review.
Rhino Conservation Erotic Novel is a surreal and smart hour of disparate themes (air fryers, poaching, pornography) brought together by two gifted performers with a knack for crowdwork and graphic design.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Fri 7 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sun 9 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Wed 12 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 13 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 14 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sat 15 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sun 16 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 17 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 18 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Wed 19 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Wed 19 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed
- Thu 20 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 22:40 — Already performed — £10.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £10.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £10.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £10.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £10.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 22:50 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 31 Aug, 22:40 — Cancelled — £5.00
- Mon 31 Aug, 22:50 — Cancelled — £5.00