Please Stop Punching Me

Please Stop Punching Me by Luke Ditchfield is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Braw Venues @ Grand Lodge. It has 7 performances listed, running from Sat 8 Aug, 13:15 to Sat 29 Aug, 13:15. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.

About this show

An Australian living in the UK spends some time lamenting his unfortunate habit of being walloped in the head and/or face. This show is a delving into the how's and why's of Luke getting hit, and how/if this has made him grow as a person. Why does Luke Ditchfield keep getting punched in the face? Did he deserve it? Every single time? Were there children involved? Did the children win? Join Australia's latest comedy export for the why's and how's and a show with more punchlines than Luke's own face.

Details

  • Performer: Luke Ditchfield
  • Venue: Braw Venues @ Grand Lodge
  • Space: Committee Room
  • Genre: COMEDY, Stand-up, Storytelling
  • Country: AUSTRALIA
  • Running time: 40 minutes
  • Room size: about 50 seats (Committee Room) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
  • Performances listed: 7, of which 0 still to come and on sale

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair access: ramp
  • Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet
  • Venue notes: Wheelchair access type:Permanent Ramp, Lift (Building Lift)

Performance dates and ticket availability

  • Sat 8 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Wed 12 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Sat 15 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Wed 19 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Sat 22 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Wed 26 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00
  • Sat 29 Aug, 13:15 — Already performed — £5.00

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