Everyone Sucks Here
Everyone Sucks Here is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Nicolson Square Venues. It has 4 performances listed, running from Fri 7 Aug, 19:30 to Tue 11 Aug, 13:30. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication (or judgment) for their actions, The Clemson Players have created a comic romp through four true stories ripped from the internet. Are these characters guilty of being aholes? Set up in a game show format, these characters go head-to-head in competition; each show is different as the audience decides winners and losers. Bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag (yes, you read that correctly), make for a rousing episode of Jerk or Justified.
Details
- Venue: Nicolson Square Venues
- Space: The Great Hall
- Genre: THEATRE, Devised
- Country: UNITED STATES
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 86 seats (The Great Hall) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 4, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: ramp
- Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet
- Venue notes: Wheelchair access type:Permanent Ramp, Lift (Building Lift) Stairs: None Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Fri 7 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 21:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 19:00 — Already performed — £7.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 13:30 — Already performed — £7.00