Don't Flush Me Yet

Don't Flush Me Yet is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at theSpace @ Surgeons' Hall. It has 6 performances listed, running from Mon 24 Aug, 21:20 to Sat 29 Aug, 21:20. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.

About this show

When a lonely man’s poo becomes sentient and begs not to be flushed, Patrick is dragged into an absurd odyssey through Brighton. As the pair flee Thames Water, encounter drag bars, fortune tellers and a sinister scientist, Patrick is forced to confront his own repression, loneliness and emotional constipation. Ridiculous, heartfelt and gloriously unhinged, Don’t Flush Me Yet is a surreal new comedy about friendship, freedom and what happens when a lifetime of blockage finally gives way.

Details

  • Venue: theSpace @ Surgeons' Hall
  • Space: Haldane Theatre
  • Genre: THEATRE, New writing, Absurdist
  • Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
  • Running time: 45 minutes
  • Room size: about 49 seats (Haldane Theatre) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
  • Performances listed: 6, of which 0 still to come and on sale

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair access: ramp
  • Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet
  • Venue notes: Accessible entry: Level access from the external courtyard, then passenger lift access into the theatre. Contact a member of staff for directions. Wheelchair access type:Temporary Ramp, Lift (Building Lift) Stairs: None Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.

What the reviewers said

We have captured 1 published review and 22 audience reviews for this show from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe’s own listing. The excerpts below are the reviewers’ words, not ours — follow each link for the full review.

  • When people talk about the Edinburgh Festival Fringe being a celebration of creativity and new and interesting ideas, they quite often don’t quite get what that means.

    Starburst Magazine

Performance dates and ticket availability

  • Mon 24 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00
  • Tue 25 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00
  • Wed 26 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00
  • Thu 27 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00
  • Fri 28 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00
  • Sat 29 Aug, 21:20 — Already performed — £10.00

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