Faint Heart Never F*cked A Pig
Faint Heart Never F*cked A Pig by Cordelia Graham is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Laughing Horse @ The Three Sisters. It has 22 performances listed, running from Thu 6 Aug, 19:30 to Sun 30 Aug, 19:30. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
My 5'3" father had a mantra: faint heart never f*cked a pig. Marriage, millions and a 500-seat opera house were his. Whereas I’ve built nothing physical: I’m a comedian, a comprehensive schoolteacher and former teenage champion of classical Greek recitation competitions. On Easter Monday 2025, my dad died from dementia, now I’m left trying to live up to his motto without taking it literally. An hour of storytelling and stand-up about writing the eulogy for my dad’s funeral and how I reconciled the identity of my father, my hero, with my own.
Details
- Performer: Cordelia Graham
- Venue: Laughing Horse @ The Three Sisters
- Space: The Wee Room
- Genre: COMEDY, Storytelling, Stand-up
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 20 seats (The Wee Room) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 22, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: ramp
- Access features: Step-free access, Accessible toilet
- Venue notes: Accessible entry: lift via hotel reception, or ramp guided from hotel reception depending on timings of performances in other spaces Wheelchair access type:Temporary Ramp, Lift (Building Lift) Stairs: None Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Thu 6 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 7 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sun 9 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 13 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 14 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 15 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sun 16 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 17 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 18 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 20 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 19:30 — Already performed — £5.00