An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson
An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Laughing Horse @ City Cafe. It has 7 performances listed, running from Mon 24 Aug, 19:05 to Sun 30 Aug, 19:05. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
Award-winning asexual comedian Eliott Simpson has spent the past decade telling jokes about not wanting sex, so what happens when they find themselves in love with someone who does? Cum see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, doubts, fluids, flaps and happy endings (shush, not like that). Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show to ever grace the Fringe. 'Gregarious and excitable' (TheWeeReview.com). * 'Wonderfully intense, awkward and infinitely funny' (TheFringeQueer.com). 'A fully-formed stand-up' (NeurodiverseReview.co.uk). 'Weird as fk' (Janey Godley). 'Accessible and absurd' (TheNorwichRadical.com). 'Infectiously funny' (Indiependent.co.uk).
Details
- Venue: Laughing Horse @ City Cafe
- Space: Hollywood
- Genre: COMEDY, LGBTQ+, Stand-up
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - SCOTLAND
- Running time: 60 minutes
- Room size: about 30 seats (Hollywood) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 7, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Access features: Accessible toilet
- Venue notes: Accessible entry: There are 2 steps into the main bar area and then 20 steps down into the performance space area. Narrow passages at performance space level to the three small performance spaces. Stairs: 20+ Number of stairs is provided as guidance and is not in addition to any wheelchair access type (lift/ramp etc) stated above.
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Mon 24 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 19:05 — Already performed — £5.00