48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress
48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress is a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, performing at Hoots @ Nicolson Square. It has 24 performances listed, running from Fri 7 Aug, 17:20 to Sun 30 Aug, 17:30. The run has finished — every listed performance has taken place.
About this show
As he stares into hydrogenated, ultra-processed, non-brand-specific meat products bubbling away in a deep fat fryer for below minimum wage, award-winning comedian and runt-of-the-litter Charlie Ashton feels we’ve lost our way. For millennia, humanity lived in perfect harmony with nature, living in mud huts, taking mushrooms, squirming over each other in the filth. Then somewhere along the way some idiot put on a suit and ruined everything. A cathartic experience for anyone dreading Monday morning and Tuesday morning and Wednesday and every day until we die because they’ve upped retirement age to 120.
Details
- Venue: Hoots @ Nicolson Square
- Space: Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens)
- Genre: COMEDY, Stand-up
- Country: UNITED KINGDOM - ENGLAND
- Running time: 45 minutes
- Room size: about 45 seats (Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens)) — the Fringe box office sells a share of the room, not all of it
- Performances listed: 24, of which 0 still to come and on sale
Accessibility
- Wheelchair access: ramp
- Access features: Step-free access
- Venue notes: Wheelchair access type:Temporary Ramp
Performance dates and ticket availability
- Fri 7 Aug, 17:20 — Cancelled — £7.00
- Sat 8 Aug, 17:20 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sun 9 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Mon 10 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Tue 11 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Wed 12 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Thu 13 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Fri 14 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sat 15 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sun 16 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Mon 17 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Tue 18 Aug, 17:30 — Cancelled — £7.00
- Wed 19 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Thu 20 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Fri 21 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sat 22 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sun 23 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Mon 24 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Tue 25 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Wed 26 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Thu 27 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Fri 28 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sat 29 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00
- Sun 30 Aug, 17:30 — Already performed — £7.00